Thursday, May 24, 2007

Ovulation, sex is everywhere

yeah, ovulation, it's a process which every girls will have to go through in their entire life before menopause(or girls still ovulate after menopause? someone who knows please correct me, thx). ok now, i am not going to talk about the ovulation in girls, but in men, or teenage guys.

does guy ovulate?????? what? say again? yeah, it's the fact that not only girls ovulate, guys do ovulate too. "Men also ovulate. This is the time of the month when your sperm just wants to jump out of your body and pro create", this is a very interesting fact that i've come across from internet. why don't they just coin the term "spermation" for it? don't ask me, i am troubled by this unfair treatment too.

so, what's about the ovulation in me? not to sound rude, but yeah, i think i kind of going through this process on monday, where i told my fellow friends and they just laughed it off.
"hey, i think i am going through ovulation!" i said out of nowhere.
"wth, ovulation? isn't it only for girls?" Tim or Jason asked.
"yeah, guys do ovulate! and how do you know you're hit by ovulation? pretty simple, you'll get horny, very horny i should say!!" i answered, in a very serious manner (i think).
"oh yeah, so you are trying to say that you're horny?!" whatever!!!!

exactly, you get the picture of it? very horny. but you won't see it from my face, because i am just born with a never-seem-horny-look. but in fact, i am not always horny!!!! so me, Tim and Jason were taking our lunch in Quad Food Court, UNSW, where you'll never want try the pasta twice there. i was sitting down and kept checking out everyone that passed by(as you know i eat pretty fast so i have had ample of time to do that) while i blurted out the fact of the ovulation that was happening to me. don't get me wrong, i was not thinking of anything horny at that time, i was just checking out, i don't do that often.

so the three of us started rating the girls that passed by. but too bad, when you're in urgent need of something, they just don't appear, why is that always happening in our real life? ok back to the point. Tim was warning me not to look at him! just in case i couldn't hold on to myself. lol. don't worry Tim, i am appealed to myself more than anyone else!!!

yeah, that's the story, you wouldn't want to know the details of the story after that, would you? albeit you're curious, i am not going to tell. haha.

This kinda fact made me realised the reason why sex is everywhere in sydney. i would claim Sydney as a love-deprived city but it's very proud to be a sex-is-everywhere city. yeah, that's what i've come across, not me myself, but the people around me. you can get sex easily, whenever, whoever and wherever you would like to have it. Speaking of the integration of different races, you can find the integration of different sex lifestyle here. would it be straight sex, gay sex or bi sex~~they are all happening here in Sydney, ok i know it happens in every country, but Sydney is overflowed with them.

Sometimes i just couldn't understand the fact of one night stand. Some people might claim it as an act of promiscuous, some people think it's just a way to meet your need, and some thinks that's only for fun. That's really different, depends on your upbringing. so what i am going to say is, the world is changing!!! there comes the sex, and then the love, or maybe not even the love.

maybe it's just another aftermaths of the process of ovulation where everyone is trying to get through by all means~~~
this silhouette looks so wrong!! sorry mates, i didn't mean to take it, but it just turned out to be another material that fits well in my post. haha.

2 comments:

Ardelus Nightmare-Bearer said...

Ovulation in male Homo sapiens? I seriously can prove that. Not in the horny sense, but some guys just tend to get EMO for a certain TIME of a MONTH.

Ya know, those mood swings, sudden attempts of gayness or sudden lost in interest in females (which are rare).

And about free sex? Sex ain't love. Love is a human emotion. Sex is the human need programmed to increase the population. You can turn love off, not sex.

It ain't free by the way, everyone pays something.

Shane Chia VS said...

ardelus,

that's a significant comment. there are always some events or tiny matters that we overlook in our life. sit back, and observe, you'll find out more.

i believe that you're an observant too. keep it up!!!