Fartology

aha, this is interesting. i came across this "license" in Blue Mountains, but you can actually see it everywhere in Sydney which i have only found out today. The idea is fresh and creative enough to capture my attention. adequate musical sounds? this part is funny, i never know we can fart in so many different ways. or does that mean we can categorise fart as we do to music: rock fart, sentimental fart, jazz fart, R&B fart, miscellaneous fart, love fart and so on. well, just like Justin Timberlake, the R&B king, we will have another "Justin Timberlake", the R&B fart king. That's awesome!!!!

Something biological thing flashing through my brain now. Silent fart and Noisy fart. We used to know that silent fart is the kind of fart that stinks real bad while the noisy fart is the ordourless one. However, as what we see in our daily life, people cover their nose when they hear someone is farting, yeah noisy farting to be exact, but they do not cover their nose while people is silent farting. that's really weird!! This has proven that audio stimuli is always stronger than the nasal stimuli.

another interesting fact about fartology. people are always ashamed of farting. they do not admit it they are facting because they find farting is shameful? haha. Also i think there are this kind of people who will hold back their fart urge in a closed area. They will try their best not to fart no matter how urgent it has been. so as a result, they might not be able to withstand the accumulated force of the toxic gas wanting to be released, and yeah you guess it right, they will probably fart eventually, with a little bit of faeces coming out, and leave a skid mark on the underwear. "ewww!!!!!" i know you want to say that. but that's so true, i guess? because i have never experienced that.

Frankly speaking, i have always had something for those people who can fart continuosly for like 30 seconds? aw, that's too long, i would rather say more than 5 seconds? really, they are great!!! Normal people cant do that. and Normal people do not have the balls dare to do that!!! However, inform people around you that you wana fart beforehands. That's the manner that matters. and yeah, the very point that you have to bear in mind, inform people if you have had durians within a few hours ago, that's very important. if you wana live in one piece, u better bear in mind!!!

ok, so now, get your license to fart, and be catogorised on which categories you wana be in. And fart as much as you want!!!