Saturday, October 13, 2007

Inside the wallet


"Don't simply open my bag without my consent!" that has become the over-used phrase fo girls when it comes to guys trying to open their bags.
Guys are always not allowed to rummage girls' bags or handbags. The reason of that is well understood. Yeah, you might find a packet of pad or tampon (thanks to Sherene, i have finally managed the difference between them, haha) inside the bags which they seem apparantly not to be willing to be seen, albeit that's so common among girls.
Girls have their personal item which they don't want to be seen in their bags. what about guys?
If girls bring their pad or tampon with them all the time, then i'd say guys bring their condoms with them all the time. It's put inside the wallet in this case~! Well, i am not sure how many of us guys will actually put the condom in the wallet and bring it with us everyday. It's not exaggerated if i say there are 5 out of 10 guys will actually do that. Well not that i am advocating one night stand, but it's for the sake of safety!!!!!
Anyway, having the condoms put inside the wallet is easy, but to buy the condoms is actually the tough part, for the first time at least! My friend Stev was telling me about his first experience buying condoms.
"Actually to minimize the awkwardness, i should have bought something else besides condoms. but i didn't. So when i paid, the cashier went like this " do you need a plastic?" and i was like "oh
yes?" " he was telling me about that and i couldn't stop laughing imagining how awkward the situation was! It's hilarious to think that if he refused the plastic bag, he has to carry the pack of condoms around IN THE CITY!
The story has actually traced me back to last year when i was of legal age to actually go into "i need house" ( something like an adult shop). i was walking in with weechean, and i was asked to show my ID, it's nothing at all to show my id, but the embarassment was unbearable! i am sure the girl might have thought that i am still "growing" and it's way too early to use a condom!
Anyway, practise makes perfect ( aw, it sounded so wrong to put in this way), you will find buying condoms is nothing more than like buying candies!
Get a bigger wallet guys!!!

1 comment:

HitoMi Ng said...

hey yo!!
so how big is ur wallet ya??
haha...