Levis Jeans and Diesel Jeans

i have been bored in Tim's room when he was playing Utopia and i was asleep. when i woke up, he stopped playing and we had a light a conversation, talking about how life sucks, how Uni life has screwn the life in sydney, how well Shane(me?haha, westlife's lead singer) can sing, and all of a sudden, i looked at him and told him somthing.

"Tim, i have found out something. actually i've found it out for a long while, but i realise the main purpose of it only now" i said.
"what have you found out then?"
"Levis is actually a good company which has not only come out with nice jeans but has also done a good job in preventing crimes.
"huh????????"
"yeah, look at my jeans ( i was trying to show the buttons on my jeans BUT NOT UNBOTTON THEM). i don't have a zip on my pants, but is replaced by two more buttons which i can button up my jeans instead of zipping it up..okok, the point is it's much more difficult to unbotton the jeans than to unzip it. so yeah, when somebody is trying to rape me, he/she will have to take a long time before they can actually "stain" me. that's good, at least i have time to spare to think of any ways to escape, or whether i am willing to be raped! lol"
"lol, let's take a pic" he then took out his phone and snapped a pic in that awkward position, and started blackmailing me with that picture????haha.

this is the levis jeans design. ok, let alone how the picture was taken. look at the buttons, there are three of them, and without any zips. and to tell you the truth, it's quite a nuisanse to unbotton them.
and this is Diesel Jeans, typical design of jeans, with button on the top and a zip downthere. actually there is one more disadvantage of zip jeans, you can hurt yourself when you're in a rush. guys should know well. especially those who don't like to wear undergarments.

i have a weird idea of how the design of low-waist-jeans come out. i believed that the jeans company is merged with underwear company when this design comes out. without any nice underwear, noone will ever want to wear the low waist jeans. erm, i don't have any of them, guys don't wear it i think. but frankly speaking, every of my jeans are low-waist, i always cant get my size. they discriminate 28 inches waist. sigh.