thursday nite, it was defa's birthday, and also had been our 5s1 gathering..such a long time we din held any gathering since a few months ago, tis was the one after a few months we were apart and will be further apart again after this..so, after college, i was not intended to go home, so juz headed to midvalley with mao to kill time there, and it wil be nearer to go defa's hse from ther..

in midvalley, we juz shopped around, to be specific, it was window shopping..sometimes i would think, money is everything, it's not juz simply money-minded, but a very solid life theory..after a while, energy is converted to heat and lost in midvalley to further malfunction its airconds, of course we need to replenish our stomach and body need..but before that, we had gone to a souveniers shop to buy the paper bag for defa's present..

aha, this is the paper bag we bought and the sticker on it was bought for fun but i unintendedly sticked it on the paper bag.the cloths and hair and other accessories were up to us to match it up.so, tat was the combination out of my creativity.

this was a pic of reflection from the mirror..we took it as fast as possible to avoid the awkwardness from the ppl around..i like the lighting, and the randomness..anyway, tis is a very nice pic (for me la).

well, after that, we went to "oh sushi", the restaurant was only occupied by very few ppl, our presence also didnt quite warm up the coldness of the shop..
ha, tis is the typical picture of a japanese restaurant u would hav in ur mind..

sometimes i juz cannot tolerate with my randomness..the middle finger pose was juz unconsciously done, hope it won tarnish my good image in ur mind..

after that, at about 5 sth, wei hao reached midvalley and i had to fetch him along..before we got into the car, i bought a bread in papa or sth lyk tat bakery..

vs: wai hou, u wan?

waihou: dun wan

then i ordered only one bread, at tat time, wai hou sudenli showed the shopkeeper two of his finger, ordered for another bread..well, i knew very well u couldnt stand the temptation of food..ahahahah...

in defa's hse, the birthday party was juz as usual, took pic, chit-chatted, birthday song each for both the cake he had on tat day, and because of wiven (he dragged me for movie at 11.30pm though i had oredi watched it), i skipped claz the nez day, skipped my laz day of college..and because of this, niao ren and mei li cursed me for that...*a profound sigh*

mic named us "the broke brothers"..well, i hav mend my broken back, wc, has u done that?

and this is mic, my ex-wife, and divorced because she felt that she had married to wrong person..stil owe her alot of "divorced fee"...


erm, everybody was here, anyone left out?


and the laz one, the birthday boy....his wishes for this year "my head gets smaller" and "i will be the first to pass up the exam paper"...

haha, bck in tangkak..my life of being a slacker and a useless person has started since yesterday..speaking of yesterday, i never planned to come bck yesterday, but it's a conversation that prompted me to come bck...

vs: niao ren, do u think i shud go bck today?
niao ren: go bck la, else u stay here oso nth to do, go bck relax la...
vs: yi, ya lo hoh

ok, i picked up my phone, called my grandma since she asked me to call her if i wana go bck, she wan to go bck too.

vs: ah ma(grandma), i wana go bck
ah ma: when?
vs: half an hour later la
ah ma: ok

after i put down the phone, i rang her again, wif my heart stil pondering about my decision..
she picked up..

vs: ah ma, we go bck now la, i scared half an hour later i will change my mind
ah ma: aiyo, so rush, i need a couple of time
vs: hehe, ok, be fast

tat's all...after i packed my luggage ( my luggage is juz a laptop, two clothes and my hp chanrger) i set off wif my dearest wife..she is going to suffer later for two hours..hopefully i won stuck in traffic jam today..

three of my cousins are following, so means altogether five ppl in my tiny getz...five ppl, it's normal, but for ur information, my cousins are all quite big size, the second cousin is in standard two now with 39kg on his body..well, i m only 49kg...imagine, the tiny getz is now tucked in wif five ppl wif average weight of 45kg...i was worried, i got down from the car, looked at my tyres, they re sinking abit (as my dad has changed to a softer and lighter rims)...ah, god bless, hopefully the rim will not wear out as the tyre rubber are very thin..

the traffic today is surprisingly smooth..even smoother than normal day..drive all the way bck, it reali challenged my stamination, ahahaha, the stamination not to fall asleep...so, i decided to buy myself a mcdonald fillet-ofish...

ah ma: u wana eat while driving? (sounded worried)
vs: ya, it's ok la, i can finish very fast, lyk tat only won fall asleep

the traffic is so smooth today that i m afraid that speed track is evreywhere..initially, i obeyed the speed limits , but after a while, seeing that everycar is flying, summore i dun wan to be in second lane that every so often i hav to slow down due to the slow progressing cars, it is very waste of petrol..so, i deicided to switch to the first lane and speed, and go go getzzzzzz......

after two hours ordeal, i finali reached, it's so tiring.......

monday, supposed to have lunch with mic n mao them, but since ivan is going bck to sarawak soon, so we had lunch together in the clazmates gang..the venue was old town kopitiam since ivan said it was quite a pretty long while he din go to oldtown...me, sun, jean, kar, samantha, peisan, ivan, christine and han wei were in the gang..

as usual, camwhoring, chit-chatting, crapping and other stuff that we usually do..samantha tee mei li was sitting beside me, as i know, there is a mutualism interaction between both of us (as in a negative side), so we were inevitably talking bad about each other..the most happening conversation started here...i was looking at the feet, and sam's were of course beside me..
vs: ur feet are quite big, we have it almoz the same size!!
sam: ya, but my shoes are larger than my feet, i bought it oversized..but u reali have small feet.
vs: well, i think so
sam: but as they said, the length of feet is directly proportional to the guy's thing...............
vs: ok, i know wt u meant, is not true ok..

(well, for ur information, juz in case u duno, i make it perfectly clear for u all, guy's thing is referred to private part)

then, the conversation continued revolving around this topic..sum said the length of **** is also directly proportional to the length from ur middle finger tip to the point where u bend ur middle finger..all these are not scientifically proven, so it is merely a conversation between us..after that, we re start arguing about whether the length is "before" or "after"...well, a guy sure know exactly what a guy's **** look like, so i said is "before" with han wei agreed with my statement...then, the girls started arguing, they said it's way too short!!!!

christine: i think it should be "after"..
sam: ya, i oso think so...
han wei, me, ivan : before la!!!!!!!!

the argument was getting fervent, amidst the noise, sam blurted out and cut us off midsentence immediately.....

sam: is before la!!! i see before....(she seemed wana continue with her sentence, but obviously she could not)

******silentttttttttt night**************

then all of us knew very well, tsk tsk tsk, sam saw before...well, then we should not argue with her...wahahahahahhaahha......

jean was back to oldtown, we started telling her, meanwhile sam was so pissed off and embarassed...

jean: what is before and after?
han wei: after "negaraku" la!!!!
(all of us were laughing our hearts out) (as a bio student, shall i tell u the appropriate term for "before" and "after"?well, i guess u all know it!!)

well, at last, we did not come to a conclusion, so everybody insisted with their opinion...and samantha tee mei li is very very veyr insisting with hers !!!!!!!

so, anyone who has a confirmed answer or research, pls tell her!!!!! because it's impossible for us to have a live demonstration for her!!!!

ya, as u can see, this caucasian is Michael Buble (dun pronounce it as michael bubble pls, is "bu-blay", mic and niao ren pls bear it in mind). he has the nicest and most mesmerising voice, and of course the songs he delivers are nice, as u can listen at the right hand side there...i personally prefer "Home"...and believe me, listen all his songs, u will know how can a peaceful state of mind can be obtained...

today, chatted wif a fren of mine..
sheewah: u pay toilet a visit every single hour?
vs: ya la, cause i drink alot of water..
sheewah: then i think travelling will be a problem for u, as i know, highway get no restroom
vs: malaysia highway got alot of restroom la
sheewah: i mean other countries
vs: then i can simply stop by the roadside and pee, guy wt, easy la
sheewah: .......

actuali that's very common for a guy to pee by the roadside, but definitely not for a girl, unless u think u can pee without taking down ur pants...but guy different, u can stand there and pee and people wont think u are embarassing urself, but imagine, if u see a girl squating n peeing at the roadside, wt would u think?for sure, u wil say "wat's wrong wif this girl?shame on her!"...

final is one month ahead, i must work hard now, dun stop me!!!!!! now life is all about chemistry, biology, maths, esl and physics..bak kut teh and so on all go away!!!!!

life will be wonderful if i dun have any desires...life is all about bak kut teh, poriddge steamboat, california pizza, get scolwed by samantha tee, discriminated by jean, sent errands by Ms. Kwa, waken up from my nap by Mrs. Kalpana, occupied with south park getting from Ivan, drowning in my reverie travel in japan, listen niao ren singing love song that doesnt reali sounds like he is singing love song, regret on my results that suck alot, drive in the half-sober-state, suffering in guo hong's craps zone, climb all the way to the fourth floor in college every morning but dreaming that taylor's will provide an elevator someday, listen to Ms. Angelene's sometimes- interesting- sometimes- not- interesting- stories, save money for my wife's petrol expenses, and soooooooo onnnnnnnnnn....but anyway, the definition of life ios changable over time...