haha, bck in tangkak..my life of being a slacker and a useless person has started since yesterday..speaking of yesterday, i never planned to come bck yesterday, but it's a conversation that prompted me to come bck...

vs: niao ren, do u think i shud go bck today?
niao ren: go bck la, else u stay here oso nth to do, go bck relax la...
vs: yi, ya lo hoh

ok, i picked up my phone, called my grandma since she asked me to call her if i wana go bck, she wan to go bck too.

vs: ah ma(grandma), i wana go bck
ah ma: when?
vs: half an hour later la
ah ma: ok

after i put down the phone, i rang her again, wif my heart stil pondering about my decision..
she picked up..

vs: ah ma, we go bck now la, i scared half an hour later i will change my mind
ah ma: aiyo, so rush, i need a couple of time
vs: hehe, ok, be fast

tat's all...after i packed my luggage ( my luggage is juz a laptop, two clothes and my hp chanrger) i set off wif my dearest wife..she is going to suffer later for two hours..hopefully i won stuck in traffic jam today..

three of my cousins are following, so means altogether five ppl in my tiny getz...five ppl, it's normal, but for ur information, my cousins are all quite big size, the second cousin is in standard two now with 39kg on his body..well, i m only 49kg...imagine, the tiny getz is now tucked in wif five ppl wif average weight of 45kg...i was worried, i got down from the car, looked at my tyres, they re sinking abit (as my dad has changed to a softer and lighter rims)...ah, god bless, hopefully the rim will not wear out as the tyre rubber are very thin..

the traffic today is surprisingly smooth..even smoother than normal day..drive all the way bck, it reali challenged my stamination, ahahaha, the stamination not to fall asleep...so, i decided to buy myself a mcdonald fillet-ofish...

ah ma: u wana eat while driving? (sounded worried)
vs: ya, it's ok la, i can finish very fast, lyk tat only won fall asleep

the traffic is so smooth today that i m afraid that speed track is evreywhere..initially, i obeyed the speed limits , but after a while, seeing that everycar is flying, summore i dun wan to be in second lane that every so often i hav to slow down due to the slow progressing cars, it is very waste of petrol..so, i deicided to switch to the first lane and speed, and go go getzzzzzz......

after two hours ordeal, i finali reached, it's so tiring.......

monday, supposed to have lunch with mic n mao them, but since ivan is going bck to sarawak soon, so we had lunch together in the clazmates gang..the venue was old town kopitiam since ivan said it was quite a pretty long while he din go to oldtown...me, sun, jean, kar, samantha, peisan, ivan, christine and han wei were in the gang..

as usual, camwhoring, chit-chatting, crapping and other stuff that we usually do..samantha tee mei li was sitting beside me, as i know, there is a mutualism interaction between both of us (as in a negative side), so we were inevitably talking bad about each other..the most happening conversation started here...i was looking at the feet, and sam's were of course beside me..
vs: ur feet are quite big, we have it almoz the same size!!
sam: ya, but my shoes are larger than my feet, i bought it oversized..but u reali have small feet.
vs: well, i think so
sam: but as they said, the length of feet is directly proportional to the guy's thing...............
vs: ok, i know wt u meant, is not true ok..

(well, for ur information, juz in case u duno, i make it perfectly clear for u all, guy's thing is referred to private part)

then, the conversation continued revolving around this topic..sum said the length of **** is also directly proportional to the length from ur middle finger tip to the point where u bend ur middle finger..all these are not scientifically proven, so it is merely a conversation between us..after that, we re start arguing about whether the length is "before" or "after"...well, a guy sure know exactly what a guy's **** look like, so i said is "before" with han wei agreed with my statement...then, the girls started arguing, they said it's way too short!!!!

christine: i think it should be "after"..
sam: ya, i oso think so...
han wei, me, ivan : before la!!!!!!!!

the argument was getting fervent, amidst the noise, sam blurted out and cut us off midsentence immediately.....

sam: is before la!!! i see before....(she seemed wana continue with her sentence, but obviously she could not)

******silentttttttttt night**************

then all of us knew very well, tsk tsk tsk, sam saw before...well, then we should not argue with her...wahahahahahhaahha......

jean was back to oldtown, we started telling her, meanwhile sam was so pissed off and embarassed...

jean: what is before and after?
han wei: after "negaraku" la!!!!
(all of us were laughing our hearts out) (as a bio student, shall i tell u the appropriate term for "before" and "after"?well, i guess u all know it!!)

well, at last, we did not come to a conclusion, so everybody insisted with their opinion...and samantha tee mei li is very very veyr insisting with hers !!!!!!!

so, anyone who has a confirmed answer or research, pls tell her!!!!! because it's impossible for us to have a live demonstration for her!!!!

ya, as u can see, this caucasian is Michael Buble (dun pronounce it as michael bubble pls, is "bu-blay", mic and niao ren pls bear it in mind). he has the nicest and most mesmerising voice, and of course the songs he delivers are nice, as u can listen at the right hand side there...i personally prefer "Home"...and believe me, listen all his songs, u will know how can a peaceful state of mind can be obtained...

today, chatted wif a fren of mine..
sheewah: u pay toilet a visit every single hour?
vs: ya la, cause i drink alot of water..
sheewah: then i think travelling will be a problem for u, as i know, highway get no restroom
vs: malaysia highway got alot of restroom la
sheewah: i mean other countries
vs: then i can simply stop by the roadside and pee, guy wt, easy la
sheewah: .......

actuali that's very common for a guy to pee by the roadside, but definitely not for a girl, unless u think u can pee without taking down ur pants...but guy different, u can stand there and pee and people wont think u are embarassing urself, but imagine, if u see a girl squating n peeing at the roadside, wt would u think?for sure, u wil say "wat's wrong wif this girl?shame on her!"...

final is one month ahead, i must work hard now, dun stop me!!!!!! now life is all about chemistry, biology, maths, esl and physics..bak kut teh and so on all go away!!!!!

life will be wonderful if i dun have any desires...life is all about bak kut teh, poriddge steamboat, california pizza, get scolwed by samantha tee, discriminated by jean, sent errands by Ms. Kwa, waken up from my nap by Mrs. Kalpana, occupied with south park getting from Ivan, drowning in my reverie travel in japan, listen niao ren singing love song that doesnt reali sounds like he is singing love song, regret on my results that suck alot, drive in the half-sober-state, suffering in guo hong's craps zone, climb all the way to the fourth floor in college every morning but dreaming that taylor's will provide an elevator someday, listen to Ms. Angelene's sometimes- interesting- sometimes- not- interesting- stories, save money for my wife's petrol expenses, and soooooooo onnnnnnnnnn....but anyway, the definition of life ios changable over time...

erm, i think it's the time to update...studied whole week and slept early the whole week since u all noe, i had my trial...how early can it be for me to sleep?u will know later..and now, after watching the rob-b-hood, i started in love with the baby acting in the movie, matthew, he is damn cute, and, duno why, i just like him..well, dun worry, i won't become the second michael jackson..feel so desperate to have my own child (is child, dun accuse me for writing this statement !!! i can reproduce asexually, dun think other way)..ok, let's talk about laz week..

~~~~~~~~~~~Friday, 22th September~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i having my physics paper today..and as i know, since the first half of first semester, my results have been dropped from A17 to B15, it's amazing (i shouldnt use tis word, feel shameful), and i told myself, i should really start studying hardcore for my own sake to get into engineering course..well, back to today, the paper was at 7.00am, meaning that i had to reach college at 6.30am, and i muz set off from my house at 5.50am, and most importantly, the most cruel thing on earth, i have to wake up at 5am...i will never allow anything to deprive my precious sleeping time, so i slept at 9pm the day before to compensate the time i would have lost..well, i got into the exam hall, they all had their sweater with them, and still wearing long sleeve, but me?i only wore normal t-shirt and have no sweater..never mind, since i oways be pork skin, i can withstand the low temperature inside, sommore, i oways being passionate, the fire inside will burn to provide me heat energy...ok, physics paper, what i know is ----i kept rushing rushing and rushing..until the end of the exam, i was stil rushing, but this time, i m not rushing with my pen, i rushed with my **** to the toilet, so urgent!!!!! only after the discussion, i realized that i have misinterpreted the laser as X-ray!!!!!! my extended response bo liao~~~sigh~~~

~~~~~~~~~~~monday, 25th September~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i had my esl paper today, but luckily the paper is at 11.30am, i have wrongly used the word "luckily" because i dun like this time, it make me very sleepy, and cant concentrate as well...i went off from the hse at 9am fearing that i might not get myself a parking if i go later..but i m not God, my sixth sense is really numb, when i reached there, the parkings were all fully occupied, what i get is those which can allow the MPSJ to drag my car away, that means i will have to spend another 100 sth bucks and i have to fasten the belt thightly around my tiny waist..so, i called up mao, asked for the permission to park at her rental house..first, the listening part, i couldnt get my mind focused on the what the speaker said for the first time, so i tried to listen the second time, but wth the speaker spoke damn fast, i couldnt follow, not to mention about the third time, i screwed it up..came to the writing part, i couldnt assure the meaning of "Abolished", so i hesitated for about five minutes to decide what i wanted to define it, and thus "let the God to decide my definition afterwards"...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~tuesday, 26th September~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

today is Bio day!!!!!!!!!!! Bio, according to my dearest Bio teacher, Mrs Kalpana, it is not my favourite subject, and thus i must prove her wrong (though it's abit hard to do that since i dun like to memorize so much thing)...well, i studied quite hard this time, and i hoped i might score...erm, early in the morning, i saw Mrs Kalpana and said hi to her, she replied me with a warm smile i took it...after one minutes i think, she spoke again " Best of luck Voon Sien", i stunned and replied "oh ok thx" as fast as i could..erm, receiving Mrs Kalpana greeting, i must work hard...hehehehehehe....ok, the paper started at 7am, i went to the toilet first be4 i went into the exam hall (according to my frens, i have a tendency to go toilet every one hour, thus i was thinking that i must release off all my waste water before i could get into the exam hall..half way doing, i felt my bladder bloated, but i think i must keep it down "I CANT LEAVE THE EXAM HALL, I CANT WASTE MY TIME ON THAT", so i continued working hard on the paper, oblivious of my urgent stuff waiting to be done...five minutes later, i saw karmen went to the toilet, this reminded me i have sth else to do, but still , i think i can stand for it...another ten minutes, i OFFCIALLY ANNOUNCED that my bladder get numbed and i reluctantly raised up my hand, was left hand and my right hand was still working on the paper..then 5 seconds later, i looked ahead, the teacher was nodding his head, i ran out of the exam hall ( yes, is considered as run, but i cant make noise in the exam hall, so i could only walked quickly though i thought i was running, in my dictionary """walked quickly= run""""".....ok, finally the Bio paper ended, i oso think that my bladder get a further suppress which i think after 40 years old i might not control my own bladder well..hehehe...i need pampers instead..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Wednesday, 27th September~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

chemistry today..nothing much to say..oh ya, i like christine's saying : i dun give two shits to maths..and also veelyn's saying : i dun give five fucks to maths...well afterall, Nikki said : what is maths?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Thursday, 28th September~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

today is the last day..maths...after the exam, everyone is like oh yeah we are free, we are blessed with sleep.......went to watch "Devil Wears Prada"..quite a nice show, worth a watch indeed...and i was sleeping like a pig at night...i can begin my pig career again for a month....

taylor's friends

time flies, christmas is coming again, meaning that i will be apart with my current classmates..i will miss them damn alot (jean, i dun wan to meet yeng zai, dai bo ngong i dun wan to be bang gao gao)..hehe..now, it's time to reveal them..




ha, this is jean, we always call her 罗宝宝，this is the pet name gotten from mac center's boss, damn disgusting actually..she always refuse to take pic with me, the reason is " ur head so small, my head so big, dun wan la.." very swt la, noone is going to despise you because of the size of ur head, dun worry, there are still many ppl after you..i never want to walk beside her when she is in her high heel, very obvious, i am one of the seven dwarf beside the snow white..that's why, i always said : jean, dun wear high heel ah!! or when she wears high heel, i will say : u purposely do it izit?so obvious u wan to make me self-abase..hehe...another fact, she is a shopaholic, and is a very gullible girl, very easily get affected by others..especially salesman!!! "i bought rm300 skin product yesterday!" , i stunned for a while, cockstared her, "y so expensive?sk2 ah?"..then she answered me with a -dunowat-brand skin product..and only after a while, i realised that the main reason she bought it was because of the salesman , so persuasive..she is obsessed with peanuts and coffee, and a lotz of food that i loathe the most..her overused phrase: ji bai, purposedly drag the sounds of ji..and recently, zoi (as in the private part of guy in hakka)..anyhow, i must save u out from the vices, dun get affected by ivan n sun...

this fellow, always gives an innocent look, u are not!!!!dun ever cheated by his look, he is damn bad!!! i think at first he WAS good, and gradually, get affected by ah sun, then become like this..damn sad..definitely not me who turned u into evil hor ivan?hehe...he is a banana, struggling to speak chinese, it's only the matter in the evening, he mis-said 驾车(drive car) as zha che...and most importantly, 擦 butt as 插 butt, damn serious la...but anyhow, he is a best buddy, a good fren to mix with, BUT is only when he doesnt call me cancer zai...another fact, he is also a member of the SMALL BUTT COMMUNITY, very proud of being the member of it..the most significant event ~~during his ESL presentation (his topic is sex education), he looked like a pervert , with his hands showing the act of masturbation, innocent people like me obviously get contiminated since that day..always late for class, reason is "i couldnt wake up"..and only jogged for three days, then gave up edi...anyway, looking forward for the sarawak trip to ur hse..

this is DAI BO NGONG..I purposedly use red ink as to warn u all, dun ever approach her, else u wil be juz like me, get a name dai lan ngong from her..her head is the oppsite of jean, damn pretty small, but she doesnt like it, jean, wana kill her?she is the first person who called me cancer zai, according to her, i have the symptoms of cancerous disease (reddening skin, hair loss)..her rudeness level : 10..if there is any higher level higer than 10, then she will achieve it..classical phrase: bang u gao gao , dai lan ngong la you, fuck, apa mau?,...i still remembered the time when she was in formal attire, she also never failed to say these words, try to imagine, u will get amused..this fellow, always bully me, she said will feel reluctant to be apart with me, juz merely because she will hav nobody to bully..always, sing love song to me (perasan?), bt anyway, i "rejected" her..hehe..she is an expert in playing pool, but anyway, i can compete with her..watch out, i will beat u gao gao more while..she has tan skin, that make her teeth looks extremly white..hehe..darlie!!!!

this is 鸟人 (bird man)..he is the most pathetic and unlucky ppl after i hav intruded into his life..frequently used phrase : 走开啦你 (go away la u), 阉掉你啊...he comes from klang, typical hokkien educated guy.."niao ren, i wana eat bak kut teh" i said tis since january.."go eat by urself la"he replied tis since january..till now we re stil using this two sentences..sad case..ok now, let's tok about wat makes his life pathetic..first of all, everytime i wash my hands, the wet and soaked hand will automatically wipe on his shirt, never fail to do so, and imagine, every hour i will pay visit to the toilet..hehe, at the end of the year, he gota re-buy all his cloths..everytime when jady passes by, call aloud her name, and then he will run away with the speed of the light..i will raid him every so often, punch him in the stomach (the main reason i do so is for his own good, train his alertness..my lab partner, meaning that every experiment we will work together, and very sadly, i oways choose the easier work, kesian him, but anyway,i can see that he enjoys being my partner (ahahahahahah)...anyway, he is the first friend i knew in the college in the first day..damn cool looking, look like 吴启华，and also 林志炫, shud be happy or sad?heheh...ambitious to become of a neurologist after watching one litre tears..swt..

end here first..continue nez time..u all spice up my college life!!!

during dinner time, there is this dishes called fish, yeah, it's a fish, but what is so speacial about the fish?erm, this is the first time i ever heard of taufu fish, taufu as in the taufu we eat la, the soft and wobbling taufu which is white in color, but not the TAUFU that men usually refer to (i guess u all know)..well, back to the fish. The fish is called taufu fish mainly not becuase of it flesh, its meat and flesh has totally nothing to do with taufu, not soft at all, not even gliding on the tongue, the only reason it is called taufu fish is merely because it is the fish which we use to make "yong taufu"..actually no one has told me this, i hav just guessed, but anyway, it's true..


this is taufu fish, sorry lar i couldnt find any real image of him, this is quite creative right?

another fact about this fish is it is going to extinct, ya, is extinction, never expect right?actually it is just merely a normal fish, no differene with kembung fish, mayau fish and so on, but the only thing that makes it special (not to others, at least for me) is that it almost extinct..whatmore, the taufu fish in the market nowadays are getting smaller and smaller in size.how come?of course la, just like human beings, we have people with big butts, medium butts, small butts, and according to ALL my dearest friend, we have also people with NO butts..it's the same with fish which also comes in different sizes..DANG DANG~~here comes the important part, from the scenario of taufu fish, we can clearly see that small fishes monopolize the market nowadays, in another words, they are more famous and popular..same theory applied to the butt case in human beings..people with small and so-called no butts are more popular and famous and DEMANDED..so, friends, never insult your friend AROUND who has small butts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! summore, small fish like this u can get at rm9 for two in carrefour.quite cheap right? still says it is going to extinct, it doesnt sound like they are rare..

well, talking about fish, i have a friend who is allergy to fish, damn pity la..but afterall i pity myself more, because i am allergy to all seafood and the only eatable seafood for me is FISH..BUT ANYHOW, I AM ALLERGY TO FISH BONE also, i only eat "de-boned fish" and once i accidentally eat the fish which contain bone inside, i will feel like i was poked by the needle, and needless to say, i wil puke out all the fish that is inside my mouth..damn pity right?maybe i have an endless karma with seafood..in such a poor and saddening situation, for one plate of butter prawn, i can only eat butter and cucumber..sigh~~~

saturday, the most relaxing day for college students like me, after another relaxing day of friday..went to klcc wif mao n c win at first, then kai msg me n asked me to go klcc, wow, wt a coincidence..mao fetched me at home, at 9am, ya, it's 9am, so unbelievable i could wake up (praise me fast)..actuali i was waken up by my uncle n aunt, they were toking loud, should be quarreling la, BUT in a sweet way, tat's wat trembled me...after refreshing myself, should have taken my bath, HOWEVER, due to laziness and juz in case my aunt has to do extra washing of cloths(obviously a lame exuse), i decided not to bath..wow, for once, i got ready without the need for other ppl to wait for me..hehe..fed the tortoise, as usual, he welcomed me, with monolouge:" this stupid guy come and feed me again, faster get me out, i dun wan to stay inside this small cage." well, sorry la, that's the largest cage oredi, i couldnt find any bigger..

mao reached, greeted c win happy birthday, then drove all the way to klcc..passing by tawakal, c win said she was born there, wow, wt a meaningful birthday, came bck to the place she was born, c win, u muz thank me la..ok, yakult is enough..reached klcc at 10am, the shoplots were stil closing, so lazy la the workers, i hav woken up, means the whole world muz b awake..ok craps..was looking forward to eat california pizza for almoz two months, i went there, the shop was half opened, nvr gave up, i approached the door and asked, "when is the business hour?", "11.45am sir"..qiang qiang, my heart was shattered, i had a pulse to go all the way up to twin towers and jumped down. (i got the promotion fee from california kitchen). ended up going strudels, ordered a spicy chicken puff (frankly, it was totally not spicy)..pity c win ,she has acute choice phobia disorder, was of course teased by us, hopefully she can find a determined husband, else, she won't know when she is going to marry, this was what i have told her..

now only i realised, spend my own money, especially the time i have to take my wife's petrol expenses into consideration , is very very sakit hati, it's like cut down a piece of my flesh, and spread a handful of sugar on it, waiting for the ants to come and conquer it(damn horrible huh?and also ruthless)..well, back to point, i saw a bag i liked very much, but the price itself halt me, rm200 leh, ya, rm200 a bag, sommore not a travel bag, it's only a normal bag..so shitty, i would rather take plastic bag to school (kidding la)..nvm, i will buy that bag, i have already hidden the bag at the most isolated place, i will definitely go back and buy..hopefully ther is no such stupid ppl to go n find that bag in that rural area..

met kai at 11.40am (supposed to be), then bought movie ticket, little man, later i will tell what this movie about..while they were queuing, i went to buy socks, SINCE most of my socks have already perforated( wasai, scientific term leh). u know, i saw a middle-east man there who could buy rm140 products in Sox World, i reali couldnt figure out what he bought, sounds like there are no socks sold in arab..

speaking of Little man, aiya, lazy edi la, go and watch urself, all i want to say is, it is extremely utterly extraordinary FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY...worth ur watch indeed..

eh, anyone out there, help me to take a look on beautiful bag if u go shopping, then inform me, thank you very much..give u commision yao dim wah..

Another summer day
Is come and gone away
In Paris and Rome
But I wanna go home
Mmmmmmmm

Maybe surrounded by
A million people I
Still feel all alone
I just wanna go home
Oh I miss you, you know

And I've been keeping all the letters that I wrote to you
Each one a line or two
“I'm fine baby, how are you?”
Well I would send them but I know that it's just not enough
My words were cold and flat
And you deserve more than that

Another aerorplane
Another sunny place
I'm lucky I know
But I wanna go home
Mmmm, I've got to go home

Let me go home
I'm just too far from where you are
I wanna come home

And I feel just like I'm living someone else's life
It's like I just stepped outside
When everything was going right
And I know just why you could not
Come along with me
But this was not your dream
But you always believe in me

Another winter day has come
And gone away
And even Paris and Rome
And I wanna go home
Let me go home

And I'm surrounded by
A million people I
Still feel alone
Oh, let go home
Oh, I miss you, you know

Let me go home
I've had my run
Baby, I'm done
I gotta go home
Let me go home
It will all right
I'll be home tonight
I'm coming back home


like tis song very very much...bt wt a shame, the rythm n beat is sooooooo diff to catch..won give up, i might sing it nice someday~~

sakae sushi, the shop in the curve which u hav to b in long queue be4 u can eat inside..damn nice rite?try it, worth to try..l 

c, ppl tend to say the unique of "monalisa" tat art piece is that she is looking at u regradless where u stand.tis is another art piece of "monolisa", she is looking at you, look for a moment longer, damn scary actuali..hehe...paise la qin ai de~~ 

aih, damn sad, today is suppose to go out and see the "double moon", bt too sad tomolo is schooling day.so, tis is what i can only do.. 

see this, this is the sign board in my neighbour school, (inti?), hehe, sandals without straps, huh?imagine, juz paste a piece of wood or plastic beneath ur feet, izit called sandals without straps? 

wow, she is meili, ya her name is meili, c the light upthere, this is the evidence she is angel?nope, just to prove that i snapped the pic skillfully~~~ 

wth is this?cockroach mating?for sure they are not muslim, coz if they re, they wil be accused.. 

haha, guess who is this?WIVEN~~~damn fat right?maybe gene mutation took place as time passed by.. 

ha, a bit distorted though, too boring til me n jean cut it out, and as a result, we failed our experiment, and had to re-do again..sigh~~ 

see this, tis student was great, not in the sense of inteligence, but creativity.. 

wahaha, my turned to fool ppl..yilin, i m very sorry actuali, unfortunately u had become my victim...wahahahahahahaha....dun blame me, samantha is to be blamed... 

said wana give me a psycho test, ask me to think hard about a person, n put my hands on the table, then teasingly put the two cups filled wif water on my hands, and took the pic i was FOOLED..wt kind of psycho test is tis?T.T