taylor's friends

time flies, christmas is coming again, meaning that i will be apart with my current classmates..i will miss them damn alot (jean, i dun wan to meet yeng zai, dai bo ngong i dun wan to be bang gao gao)..hehe..now, it's time to reveal them..




ha, this is jean, we always call her 罗宝宝，this is the pet name gotten from mac center's boss, damn disgusting actually..she always refuse to take pic with me, the reason is " ur head so small, my head so big, dun wan la.." very swt la, noone is going to despise you because of the size of ur head, dun worry, there are still many ppl after you..i never want to walk beside her when she is in her high heel, very obvious, i am one of the seven dwarf beside the snow white..that's why, i always said : jean, dun wear high heel ah!! or when she wears high heel, i will say : u purposely do it izit?so obvious u wan to make me self-abase..hehe...another fact, she is a shopaholic, and is a very gullible girl, very easily get affected by others..especially salesman!!! "i bought rm300 skin product yesterday!" , i stunned for a while, cockstared her, "y so expensive?sk2 ah?"..then she answered me with a -dunowat-brand skin product..and only after a while, i realised that the main reason she bought it was because of the salesman , so persuasive..she is obsessed with peanuts and coffee, and a lotz of food that i loathe the most..her overused phrase: ji bai, purposedly drag the sounds of ji..and recently, zoi (as in the private part of guy in hakka)..anyhow, i must save u out from the vices, dun get affected by ivan n sun...

this fellow, always gives an innocent look, u are not!!!!dun ever cheated by his look, he is damn bad!!! i think at first he WAS good, and gradually, get affected by ah sun, then become like this..damn sad..definitely not me who turned u into evil hor ivan?hehe...he is a banana, struggling to speak chinese, it's only the matter in the evening, he mis-said 驾车(drive car) as zha che...and most importantly, 擦 butt as 插 butt, damn serious la...but anyhow, he is a best buddy, a good fren to mix with, BUT is only when he doesnt call me cancer zai...another fact, he is also a member of the SMALL BUTT COMMUNITY, very proud of being the member of it..the most significant event ~~during his ESL presentation (his topic is sex education), he looked like a pervert , with his hands showing the act of masturbation, innocent people like me obviously get contiminated since that day..always late for class, reason is "i couldnt wake up"..and only jogged for three days, then gave up edi...anyway, looking forward for the sarawak trip to ur hse..

this is DAI BO NGONG..I purposedly use red ink as to warn u all, dun ever approach her, else u wil be juz like me, get a name dai lan ngong from her..her head is the oppsite of jean, damn pretty small, but she doesnt like it, jean, wana kill her?she is the first person who called me cancer zai, according to her, i have the symptoms of cancerous disease (reddening skin, hair loss)..her rudeness level : 10..if there is any higher level higer than 10, then she will achieve it..classical phrase: bang u gao gao , dai lan ngong la you, fuck, apa mau?,...i still remembered the time when she was in formal attire, she also never failed to say these words, try to imagine, u will get amused..this fellow, always bully me, she said will feel reluctant to be apart with me, juz merely because she will hav nobody to bully..always, sing love song to me (perasan?), bt anyway, i "rejected" her..hehe..she is an expert in playing pool, but anyway, i can compete with her..watch out, i will beat u gao gao more while..she has tan skin, that make her teeth looks extremly white..hehe..darlie!!!!

this is 鸟人 (bird man)..he is the most pathetic and unlucky ppl after i hav intruded into his life..frequently used phrase : 走开啦你 (go away la u), 阉掉你啊...he comes from klang, typical hokkien educated guy.."niao ren, i wana eat bak kut teh" i said tis since january.."go eat by urself la"he replied tis since january..till now we re stil using this two sentences..sad case..ok now, let's tok about wat makes his life pathetic..first of all, everytime i wash my hands, the wet and soaked hand will automatically wipe on his shirt, never fail to do so, and imagine, every hour i will pay visit to the toilet..hehe, at the end of the year, he gota re-buy all his cloths..everytime when jady passes by, call aloud her name, and then he will run away with the speed of the light..i will raid him every so often, punch him in the stomach (the main reason i do so is for his own good, train his alertness..my lab partner, meaning that every experiment we will work together, and very sadly, i oways choose the easier work, kesian him, but anyway,i can see that he enjoys being my partner (ahahahahahah)...anyway, he is the first friend i knew in the college in the first day..damn cool looking, look like 吴启华，and also 林志炫, shud be happy or sad?heheh...ambitious to become of a neurologist after watching one litre tears..swt..

end here first..continue nez time..u all spice up my college life!!!